As most people in the UK will know, there’s were two cases of foot and mouth. This morning I read about a new potential outbreak. The investigators are yet to find the link to the outbreaks. I have an idea; why not look at all the reporters that are stomping all over the farms that have had the outbreak. There’s tons of the buggers wandering around reporting at farm A then appearing at farm B and asking farm C if they’re worried about their herd getting the infection. Well here’s news farmer C, if you hadn’t got it now. Thanks to the intrepid reporter, you probably have now!
Solution: Cull the reporter, help stop the spread!