A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a Man below. He descended a bit more and shouted,

“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”

The Man below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be in Information Technology,” said the balloonist.

“I am,” replied the Man, “how did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The Man below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the Man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my f*cking fault.”

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5 Responses to Management

  1. Matt says:

    – Hey – am I the first to post to your new blog?

  2. John says:

    Yep. First post goes to Matt. Unfortunately I didn’t get an email saying I had to moderate some posts!

  3. stymaster says:

    Like I said, one of my favourite jokes. Welcome back to wordpress.

  4. John says:

    Thanks stymaster, it’s good to be back with WordPress – I prefered it to livejournal but when I cancelled by previous ISP I couldn’t keep wordpress. This time it’s hosted, so it can move when I do!

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